Practice Pitch to the Literary Agent I Don’t Have

The first thing you should know is that I’m not actually Jayla and the fact that I’m reaching out from behind this alias means, I have trust issues. That, and the fact that I have a negative desire to be known for anything I have written or might eventually write.

On that note, I did not study “the great works of literature” — if such a list even exists. Anything I’ve read that is deemed “classic”, I read out of personal interest and probably, a desire to seem cool. While certain sections of “The Picture of Dorian Gray” and “Frankenstein” were…